i like mcr a lot okay

thetigerstrike:

I don’t know, I’ve gotten close to some introverts who are absolute shitheads.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

dennys:

Daniel had a rough day at DenCon. Already in a grumpy mood from missing the continental breakfast at his hotel, it seemed everyone at DenCon decided to be a real jokester today. “The D stands for Denny’s, you clods!” Daniel exclaimed multiple times an hour. How did they not understand?! The convention was explicitly for Denny’s! “It’s so flipping obvious!” he thought. Yet all day long his fellow DenCon attendees ribbed him about the true meaning of the D.
"Hey man, what’s the D?!"
"I bet it stands for Dummy!"
"No, no, the D is for Dingus!"
"He’s Dankey Kang!"
"Dr. Dump!"
And on…and on…and on. And the DenCon attendees were very clever and knew many, many words that start with the letter D. They clearly knew it was for his diner love, but they razzed him and razzed. “Laugh now, Denizens,” Daniel muttered, “but I’ll show you all. I’ll take the grumpiest photo all weekend. I’ll blind you all with my bright, shining, untanned arms. Now to flex juuuuuuuust right…” Daniel concentrated as the photographer readied his camera when suddenly a voice shouted out from the crowd.
"Hey Captain Derp! Nice pose!"
The audience erupted with laughter. A single, angry tear slid down Daniel’s cheek, 

dennys:

Daniel had a rough day at DenCon. Already in a grumpy mood from missing the continental breakfast at his hotel, it seemed everyone at DenCon decided to be a real jokester today. “The D stands for Denny’s, you clods!” Daniel exclaimed multiple times an hour. How did they not understand?! The convention was explicitly for Denny’s! “It’s so flipping obvious!” he thought. Yet all day long his fellow DenCon attendees ribbed him about the true meaning of the D.

"Hey man, what’s the D?!"

"I bet it stands for Dummy!"

"No, no, the D is for Dingus!"

"He’s Dankey Kang!"

"Dr. Dump!"

And on…and on…and on. And the DenCon attendees were very clever and knew many, many words that start with the letter D. They clearly knew it was for his diner love, but they razzed him and razzed. “Laugh now, Denizens,” Daniel muttered, “but I’ll show you all. I’ll take the grumpiest photo all weekend. I’ll blind you all with my bright, shining, untanned arms. Now to flex juuuuuuuust right…” Daniel concentrated as the photographer readied his camera when suddenly a voice shouted out from the crowd.

"Hey Captain Derp! Nice pose!"

The audience erupted with laughter. A single, angry tear slid down Daniel’s cheek, 

tamashiihiroka:

genwunners

tamashiihiroka:

genwunners

werewolfmonarch:

remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

dennys:

They call him Egga-Man. And Dr. Wily is gonna have a real hard time not winding up with egg all over his face.

dennys:

They call him Egga-Man. And Dr. Wily is gonna have a real hard time not winding up with egg all over his face.

matriarchamanda:

jazz-mints:

matriarchamanda:

who wants to draw me a cool crow so i can get a cool crow tattoo

image

excellent

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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