well? can he????
I found more than ten snails I’m ready to start an army
Snails have historically been not exactly successful militarily.
Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….
I hate straight people
*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*
/you are a butt face/
What the fuck
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
A friend send me this with no context hwat the shit
Fucking command blocks
what song is this?
duuuuude! whats the song at 1:23 called!
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
Looks like we’ve got a “bromaid” here.
Imma frick them
DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS
excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”
i wouldnt know im not pizza